Funny T-Shirts - Ordering and Shipping Info
Frequently Asked Questions & Policies
Who is Retardedtshirts.com???
A bunch of retards who are being taken advantage of by corporate America.
No, really: who are you guys?
This site is a collaborative effort between Deez Brand and LoLo (that's me) of BurntPickle.com. I operate the website and do all the marketing. And, Deez Brand handles all the printing, shipping, and any customer service issues that pop-up.
Who in the hell is Deez Brand?
Deez Brand is a California based company owned by Brian. He has been pumping-out 100% screen printed quality t-shirts for several years now.
Who do I contact if I have a question???
You may contact Deez Brand anytime at info@deezbrand.com. They handle all the t-shirt store questions.
What's the deal with the free t-shirt offer?
Buy 3 or more t-shirts and receive an additional RANDOM t-shirt for FREE. A $15.99 value! The FREE Shirt is chosen by us, randomly (we choose the size according to your order). 1 FREE shirt per order. You will NOT see the FREE Shirt on your receipt. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact us.
How much is shipping???
1 shirt: $5.50
2 shirts: $8.05
3 shirts: $10.50
4 shirts: $11.50
5 shirts or more: $13.00
WE ONLY SHIP TO ADDRESSES WITHIN THE UNITED STATES!!!
SORRY, BUT WE DO NOT SHIP INTERNATIONALLY AT THIS TIME.
How long will my order take to arrive???
T-Shirts are shipped via Priority Mail through the United States Postal Service (USPS.) Please allow 5-7 days for delivery. Packages are sent with Delivery Confirmation numbers to ensure that your package is not lost.
What type of payment do you accept???
We accept Visa, MasterCard, Discover, American Express and PayPal using the Internet's best payment processing tool, PayPal.
How long does it take if I pay with a PayPal eCheck???
eChecks take a few extra business days to clear. Once the eCheck clears, we will ship your order out 'that morning'. Then your order will take the normal 5-7 days to be delivered. Usually much faster.
Is your online store's credit card processing secure???
Yes, our store is secure for your privacy and safety. That is why we chose to go with PayPal. They have the very best online security.
Any special directions for washing/drying?
We recommend turning all shirts inside-out to preserve the colors of the t-shirt designs. They are 100% screen printed. As for shrinking, follow the directions on the tag of the shirt.
Return Policy:
We will replace your shirt if it's defective in anyway or if you were shipped the wrong item by mistake. Just e-mail us once you receive your order at info@deezbrand.com with a note of what is defective on the shirt. We will also replace your Unworn/unwashed shirt if you need a different size - however please, please, please consider shrinking (our shirts are NOT preshrunk.) All sales are final!!! Store credit will be given in any situation.
Send your item to:
DeezBrand
P.O. Box 2391
San Leandro, CA 94577
If you have any questions e-mail us at info@deezbrand.com.